Showing posts with label Roger Gracie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roger Gracie. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Do you larp?

*Disclaimer* This blog post is meant to be a joke. It does not represent my true beliefs about anyone in this post, or any other persons true beliefs. It is merely for fun and nobody should take it seriously.*

The following video will probably explain what larping is...



Make more sense now?

Well for those that enjoy a definition:

A live action role-playing game (LARP) is a form of role-playing game where the participants physically act out their characters' actions. The players pursue goals within a fictional setting represented by the real world, while interacting with each other in character. The outcome of player actions may be mediated by game rules, or determined by consensus among players. Event arrangers called gamemasters decide the setting and rules to be used and facilitate play.

The first LARPs were run in the late 1970s, inspired by tabletop role-playing games and genre fiction. The activity spread internationally during the 1980s, and has diversified into a wide variety of styles. Play may be very game-like, or may be more concerned with dramatic or artistic expression. Events can also be designed to achieve educational or political goals. The fictional genres used vary greatly, from realistic modern or historical settings to fantastic or futuristic eras. Production values are sometimes minimal, but can involve elaborate venues and costumes. LARPs range in size from small private events lasting a few hours to large public events with thousands of players lasting for days.

This description was provided to you by the all knowing Wikipedia


So I'm pretty sure that most of you are still a little confused about why I'm talking about larping in a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blog. Don't you see it? You're telling me you don't? Really? It's right in front of your eyes, just put two and two together!

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is another form of larping!

Most people are just oblivious to this mind boggling possibility.

For years Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has claimed to be the best self defense and martial art, but what they have left out is it was all organized; it was fictional and everyone knew it (at least the people at the top)

The art of larping in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu has continued into the 21st century with most of the top "athletes" being well experienced larpers. Take a look at Cobrinha and Mendes. Sure to the common eye, or even someone who doesn't know about larping Mendes and Cobrinha look like they are well experienced at at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but in actuality, they are just amazing larpers. For example, they have faced each other several times before and most of their matches end up in the 50/50 guard. One might think that Mendes invented this guard and put Cobrinha in this guard because it was effective and he didn't want to face Cobrinha's speed and passing game, but in reality, Mendes created the guard because he doesn't know Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

The 50/50 guard as shown below:


You notice how the peoples legs are entangled and they can't move? That is done on purpose. That way they won't have to actually compete, they just stay like that and look like they are doing something.

Pay attention to the video below

A heelhook is devastating foot attack that can destroy peoples knees when done effectively. Cobrinha and mendes have never tapped to any type of toehold. One might say that they have flexible feet, knees or any other tall tale, when in reality they're both just larping.

The picture below is a bad example of what I am talking about








The person on the right is larping like a true pro, his face shows exertion, he's flexing and he's tense, but the person on the left doesn't even seem to be affected by the technique. With larping, nothing is actually applied, it just looks as if it is, but he makes no effort or facial expressions as if he is in pain, which he should be doing.

You might be asking the question "if both people are larping, how do they determine who wins?"

This is an excellent question. They play rock, paper, scissors before the match to determine who the winner is. The high level larpers are also masters at rock, paper, scissors and that is why they are able to win every match. The loser can to concede to the winner and let them do whatever they want. They can still larp and look as if they are using Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but they have to let the person who won the rock,paper, scissors match to win the actual match at the end. So if you think about it, the rock, paper, scissors match is the most important match.

But sometimes people don't stick to the agreement...

Augusto Tanquinho Mendes is notorious for breaking the agreements with other larpers. He also broke a larping agreement against Cobrinha, Guilhereme Mendes, Ary Farias, and Bruno Frazzato. While everyone he faces larps, Augusto Tanqhinho actually uses Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. He is a rare person in the sport who uses it today.

The keys to larping:

  • practice your facial expressions in the mirror for three hours a day.
  • become amazing at rock, paper, scissors.
  • look like you know what you're doing when you really have no idea.
  • have nice looking hair. why? because you need to look good while doing it.
  • learn portugese, that way you don't have to explain yourself to people who speak english.
  • dedicate yourself to the art of larping.

So larp with pride and remember...

if you're trying, you're not larping!!!







Saturday, 29 October 2011

The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be, or is he?

If only I was talking about Bret Hart, what a legend. Unfortunately for some, but not for all, I am talking about Roger Gracie. Yes, the person that some people consider to be greatest practitioner of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu today, maybe ever! Three time absolute champion and seven time at weight at the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu World Championships and multiple time ADCC champion, Roger Gracie is the most dominant BJJ fighter in many peoples eyes. With his grace, technique and imposing submission oriented game, not many people have stood up to Roger and came away victorious. However, Roger is 30 years old, which in BJJ years is at the higher end of competitive age (he can technically compete in the Masters division (30-35). So the question is, at 30 years old, is Roger still the best? That depends who you ask?

Let's start with the opinion of yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f7liHsm5EU click for Roger's BJJ highlight

As previously mentioned Roger is a multiple time World Champion. In fact, he has the most total first place medals at weight, at absolute and in total. He has phenomenal technique, he is known for using "the basics" to win his matches. He is most known for his mount and cross choke. Only Ricardo 'Demente' Abreu was able to survive Roger's mount. There is no aspect of BJJ that Roger is bad at. He can sweep, or submit anyone from the bottom, he passes EVERYONE'S guard and just to prove a point, he will stand with Judo blackbelts for a challenge. There has never been a more dominant champion (Ok, maybe Rickson, unfortunately he was a generation early so we'll never know) making legitimate black belts look like white belts who have never trained before. The one knock on Roger though is his lack of athleticism. He possesses all the skill and technique, but where people have been able to take advantage of him is being more athletic, sometimes getting the upper hand early, but never for long. So how about the opinion of no?

Some may be quick to think of other greats of the sport who have beaten Roger on multiple occasions, Ronaldo 'Jacare' Souza or Xande Ribeiro. However, the popular opinion today is that Rodolfo Vieria (click for highlight), the new breed of BJJ athlete is the best at the moment. Simply put, Rodolfo is a BEAST! The dude is shredded, ridiculously strong and super aggressive. He is known for his takedowns and top game. His takedowns are incredibly strong and his top game is on another level. Just like Roger, Rodolfo passes EVERYONE'S guard. He passed Cobrinha's guard, a guard that has NEVER been passed in competition before, granted Rodolfo outweighs Cobrinha by quite a bit, but Cobrinha has faced big guys in the past and has never had it passed. Rodolfo puts so much pressure on the bottom guy that you know it's just a matter of time before he passes the guard. He is extremely athletic and ridiculously strong. For a heavyweight he moves like a lightweight, very fast and smooth. The only knock on Rodolfo is he is not a finisher, he typically wins by points.

So there you have it, the new breed of BJJ fighter vs. the best competition fighter ever.



VERSUS



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